Wednesday, May 28, 2008

DISPATCH FROM THE FIELD: So another person has publicly announced that the president and his goons pretty much do nothing but make serious errors and don't care that they're always wrong and only care about winning, because every day is an election for Jesus. The difference this time is that that person is Scott McClellan, former buttboy and Press Secretary to the president. His book, to be released soon, details the terrible lies and propaganda that the administration spoon-fed to a lazy press corps and the stupid American public. He also notes how the President honestly can't remember if he ever did cocaine. I think that means that YES, he did LOTS of cocaine.