Which way to the gun show, Mitt?
When we last left Mitto, he was a zillionaire asshole, probably still breeding busloads of Mormon children to burden our public schools. (Mitt Romney, public schools, I made a funny!) Anyway, none of that has changed, although he’s about $80 million poorer, since trying to win the presidency when everyone knows you’re a lying ass-faced monkey is an expensive venture. Mitto gave up the good fight last week or whenever the hell it was (has the 2008 election been going on since the Korean War or what?) when he realized America would rather elect a formerly fat Baptist preacher who doesn’t believe in great apes or Jews and has ten shiny nickels left in his campaign fund. Mitto gave all his delegates to McCain, because he doesn’t believe in letting poor people win anything.
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