Potpourri

• Some Anglicans hate the gays so much, they decided to turn black.
• Miss Teen South Carolina lashes out at her detractors. Don’t be jealous haters, y’all!
• Everything you’ve always wanted to know about toilet sex, but have been afraid to ask.
• Church overseers tell Haggard to shut up and get a job.
• Tucker Carlson loves the gays and toilet justice.
• People around the world all agree that Prez. Bush is a cancer on humanity.
• Expensive govmint reports reveal the situation in Iraq is really shitty.
• Condi is proud of her tight ass, hates cheap jewels, and makes a lot more money than you, mkay? All that, and the State Dept. is still in the shitter?