Senator Larry Craig Flip Flops: Does a Toilet Trial Loom on the Horizon?

Guilty, gay, but not yet gone.

First the toilet sex senator wasn’t gay or resigning but was guilty, then he intended to not be gay and later resign and regretted being guilty. Now he’s probably resigning but isn’t guilty, and we the public may soon get to feast on the spectacle of a toilet trial! One can only hope he’s stupid enough to keep this sideshow perking along. The nation deserves to hear more from America’s hero, Sgt. Dave Karsnia, of the dangers lurking in America’s toilets.