el Debato Democratico

Muchas putas estupidas.

Well, yesterday was Sunday so there was another Democratic debate. Not for the gays or the unionists but this time for the Latinos. It wasn’t all burritos and smiles though: the candidates were forbidden from habloing español. At least half of the questions were about immigration policy.

Highlights:

Hillary is so tough, she wants to build a wall around the whole country and between all of the states as well.

Denny K. wants to give the U.S. to Mexico.

Bill Richardson is Mexican and speaks Spanish whenever he wants. He’s also my mom’s top choice among the candidates.

Chris Dodd was in the Peace Corps (when, during the Spanish-American War?).

Univision wanted to have a GOP debate, but all the Republicans except for McCain told the Latinos to go back to Mexico. I like how the Dems are having three hundred debates for every one GOP debate.