Chuck Norris Attacks Iraq!

Chuck's sweet moves defend liberty.

Six-time world professional karate champion and honorary Marine Chuck Norris has gone to Iraq to kill terrorists or something. He loves it there! Says Chuck, ‘It is so much safer and more relaxed, particularly in the Al Anbar province. It is so much better than often conveyed by the liberal media.’ So much better, the troops don’t even need leave time, because they’re already in Vacationland!