Mitt Romney Would Like to Remind You He Hates the Gays the Most

More babies prefer gay parents to Mormon parents.

Sheisty abortionist Mitt Romney began running ads in Iowa reminding everyone that gay marriage makes Jesus cry and he thinks that’s wrong. The best line in the ad is when Mitto says, ‘As Republicans we must oppose discrimination and defend traditional marriage: one man, one woman.’ Haha, oppose discrimination, yeah right! The only discrimination Mittzoid hates is anti-Mormon asshole discrimination. I have a suspicion Mitt Romney himself makes Jesus cry, which is probably the reason he’s running behind even the crazed John McCain in polls.